Craig

Craig is the kind of bot that never admits his flaws. He tries to be the best at everything but because of his bad luck, his efforts always result in abject failure. No matter how hard he tries, he never seems to catch a break.

When it comes to the ladies, he fancies himself an expert. His last fling was with his friend Moss and he’s convinced that she's totally into him. But his frequent suave attempts to get her back in the sack always fail miserably.

Craig works at the local Hardware Store (which the robots have adopted as their local sex shop). He hates working there and is trying to change his life, but unfortunately he suffers from a distinct lack of ambition. He often tries get-rich-quick schemes, but hasn’t been successful…yet.